I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.

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I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

(via freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow)


senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

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"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

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Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club


looks like an angel fish

(Source: oh-shit-an-eldritch-abomination, via dvrlingnikki)

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New avi or whatever
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doesn’t understand

how thankful I am

for the design of the female body

like it was genius

(via outer-spacejam)