did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

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"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter

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Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls.

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I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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but the real question is has nemo found himself

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you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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